Every cat thinks they run the household, but Jasper has the receipts. His day begins at full volume, announcing the obvious crime: his bowl is empty. From there, he takes his humans on a tour of his very specific expectations - a drink from the outdoor watering can, indignation over being excluded from the dog’s walk, and a rotating schedule of naps in whatever spot he deems appropriate. But the true highlight comes at night, when Jasper reclaims his throne: his human’s lap, complete with pillow. What follows is equal parts affection and chaos, because Jasper can’t quite resist a swipe that puts his cushy seat in jeopardy.

This is not just a day in the life of a cat. It’s a masterclass in entitlement, judgment, and carefully rationed affection. In other words, it’s Jasper at his finest.