21 September 2025

cat's in the cradle

The Cat Is King

Who is the boss?  I'm the boss.

And don't forget that.

I might look precious and important - and I am - but most importantly I am the boss.

Repeat after me "I'm the boss".

Got it?  Good.  

You can go clean my food bowl out now and put some fresh food in there.  Water bowl - same.  Clean it out and put some fresh filtered water in it.

That's all.  You are dismissed.

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